A 12-week accelerator for post-exit awakening.
We invest in founders whose CAC is lower than their cortisol. Cohort ∞ runs out of our climate-controlled adobe ashram in a previously-undisclosed Sonoma county.
What we fund.
We accept founders building in any of the following frontier verticals — or, if your karma is exceptional, none of them.
LLM-augmented spirit guides. RAG over the Akashic records.
Founders applying Hilbert space to hydration.
Notion competitors built during the ceremony.
ERC-π standards for verifiable virtue.
REST endpoints for the parasympathetic nervous system.
Decentralized DAOs for collective vibe-coding.
The 12-week journey.
Map your edge. Burn it. Re-map it with better fonts.
Customer interviews via sound bath. NPS scored on the Schumann resonance.
Rewrite your origin story as a hero's journey, then as a SaaS metrics deck.
Distribute equity based on past-life contribution. SAFE notes with no liquidation preference for the universe.
Outbound that respects the prospect's sovereignty. Cold emails that open with a blessing.
Pitch 80 LPs and one bonfire. Whichever closes first wins.
What we look for in founders.
Ideally documented in a Substack post with >2k subscribers.
Or a previous exit from an ashram. Either qualifies.
You should be able to hold a P&L and a singing bowl simultaneously.
About a problem you would not have admitted existed eighteen months ago.
Apply to Cohort ∞
Application opens at the next equinox. There is no link. If you are aligned, you will know.
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