Backing founders who are post-ego,
pre-IPO.
Our imagined portfolio spans the full consciousness stack — from L0 breathwork protocols to L4 large-language-mantra applications.
The first large mantra model. Pre-trained on 14B sacred tokens; fine-tuned via RLHF (Reinforcement Learning from Higher Holiness).
The operating system for your nervous system. Kernel-level karma. Vagus-nerve daemon process.
Tokenized inhales. Verifiable exhales. APY denominated in serenity. Audited by a panel of monks.
Stripe for satori. Per-seat liberation, with usage-based moksha at scale.
Alignment for souls. We do RLHF for the higher self at frontier compute scale.
Cap-table cleansing rituals for post-exit operators. Eight-figure exits, twelve-step recoveries.
We bring enterprise-grade observability to your astral plane. SOC 2 Type ∞ certified.
Cold emails that open with a blessing. 6x reply rates. Karmic deliverability.
Real-time HRV streaming over WebRTC. Build presence into your product in one line of code.
A queryable graph database of every thought you've ever had. Postgres-compatible.
A daemon that closes your ego in the background. Available for macOS and the etheric plane.
Wearables that translate enterprise OKRs into somatic experiences.
The consciousness stack.
A non-exhaustive view of the verticals we are imagining.
- · ChakraGPT
- · Ego.exe
- · Hapticom
- · Dharma-as-a-Service
- · Lumen Outbound
- · BreathChain
- · VagusFlow
- · InnerOS
- · Akashic Records DB
All companies on this page are fictional. This is a work of satire.