A non-hierarchical aligned partnership.
We don't have an org chart. We have a flow diagram, drawn in chalk, re-aligned monthly by our Consciousness Architect. None of these people are real.
The aligned ones.
Previously founded three companies you've heard of. Sold them. Then sat in silence for 11 months. Now writes term sheets in Sanskrit.
Ex-crypto founder. Survived the bridge exploit and the ayahuasca retreat in the same fiscal quarter. Holds an honorary PhD in resonance from a school she founded.
Coined the term 'EBITDA Alignment Index.' Runs a weekly internal cold-plunge stand-up. Will not take a meeting before 11am Pacific or after the third quarter moon.
Designed the operating model. Refuses to call it an org chart. Believes hierarchy is a 19th-century framework.
Former MD at a tier-1 firm. Now allocates capital exclusively to companies whose founders have completed a 10-day Vipassana.
Builds the internal tools. Each Figma file is also a yantra. Maintains the Notion of the Akashic Records.
Runs the weekly all-hands, which is also a tea ceremony. Owns the calendar of every planetary transit relevant to the firm.
Officially retired in 2019. Still on Slack. Mostly posts in #frequencies.
Values, briefly.
We do not bro down. We breath up.
Founders own their fate. We hold the journal.
Quarters are an illusion. So is linear time. Carry vests over 108 years.